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The user pages that get the most hits each month will be recognized with special award banners dubbing them the top yo momma battlers. Yo Moma: Yo Mama Jokes : Yo Moma Jokes : Yo Mamma Jokes Recently I dug up this old compilation of things I did on the Late Late Show. Boy, is it ridiculous. Feel free to mock me. posted by Embarassment Ahooy at
3:47 PM Are you interested in seeing a live show about a comedy band featuring a naked trucker and his oft-drunken hobo sidekick? I first discovered this series of comics at the venerable blog boing boing (which I have been reading since it was way back in - gasp - print form). Apparently, for one week in 1989, Garfield author Jim Davis decided to get a little, shall we say, philosophical. It's sort of like Samuel Beckett's "Waiting For Odie". posted by Garfield Cartoons at
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
The Naked Trucker and T-Bones
Do you like guest stars like Tenacious D, Will Ferrell, and a guy in a bear suit?
Are you in the Los Angeles area?
Are you physically able to laugh?
Then you might want to come down and see a taping of The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show, a new series for Comedy Central that I just happen to write for.
Trust me, it's enlaughifying.
Go here for tickets.Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Garfield Hates Mondays, Mortality
There is a flash presentation of these strips, but I found that a bit annoying, so I decided to go to the actual Garfield web page and present the actual strips.
I need to say this, because you undoubtedly will not believe me. This is all real. This was printed in papers to the confusion and horror of 8 year old kids, weeping into the Life cereal and questioning the very nature of the universe. Good job, Jim Davis. Good job.
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Every Thursday this August, be sure to catch Cup of Tea perform its comedy of awesomeness at the IO West. With improv's dreamy "Boy Band", Convoy, directly after us, you couldn't ask for a sexier hour of comedy. Well, you could ask, but you wouldn't get it. You selfish bastards.
Cup of Tea
IO West
6366 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, CA
Thursdays in August at 10pm
posted by Cup of Tea at
12:01 PM
I have left MTV for another arm of the Viacom corporate octo-squid, Comedy Central. I'm working for a new program called "The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show" - it will be out in the fall. Briefly, it's the adventures of an America-loving constantly-naked trucker and his drunken hobo idiot savant permanent hitch-hiker, Gerald "T-Bones" Tibbons. Also, they're a band.
Okay, I'm not doing a good job at explaining this. Watch this clip, and you'll understand why this might be the best thing ever.
--opus
posted by From MTV to Comedy Central at
11:39 AM
My improv comedy troupe, Trophy Wife, recently won the grand prize at the L.A. Improv Comedy Festival. What does this mean? Aside from a huge-ass trophy to call our own and a deal with some website to produce videos for them, not a whole heck of a lot. But still, it's nice.
Want to decide for yourself? Wow, you're so judgmental. But, fine. Head to www.trophywifeimprov.com for more info.
--opus
posted by Comedy Club Trophy Winners at
9:38 AM
My time at MTV, regrettably, has come to an end.
Despite my best efforts, I couldn't find anybody to unload this domain name off onto. So comments still pour in from those imaginative teens who come to the site after seeing the masterpiece that shares the same name and is hosted by "that guy from that show".
Here, however, are a few choice comments that have been left. who the heck are you and why is your website named yomomma!????!! email me back telling me cuz i really wanna no!!!
Please note: This person did not leave their email.hey this is melissa johnson sayin yo momma jokes 247 and if you dont think i can represent my hood holla at me at 228***2120. that is biloxi mississippi and i will come all the way up there to represent any hood cuz i am off da chain and i will knock ya down plus i need 1000 cash money $$$$.
melissa.johnson
Apparently, Melissa couldn't tell that this site has nothing to do with the TV show, and that I am not, in fact, Wilmer Valderramanama. I took out her number because I'm kind. I am not sending her 1000 cash money. i think you should play that show 24/7 cause the way the people crack on each i will baet all they ass so how do i get on your show.
from:zhane/sexy diva who loves to suck dick.
Yes, that's right. I just got propositioned by somebody who wants to be on the TV show "Yo Momma".You are hot.
Matt
Thanks, Matt.Oh yeah, just to let you know I am a homosexual.
Matt
I gathered as much, Matt. Thank you.This stuff **BREAKS** my 2 cute 4 u beautiful heart.
Thanks?
Keep 'em coming, MTV generation. You make me want to be a cranky, cardigan-wearing, child-shooing, good-old-days-remembering old man long before my time.
--opus
posted by Gone Daddy Gone at
11:28 PM
I now work at MTV, a cable channel allegedly devoted to music television, but more accurately devoted to reality dating shows. I was shocked when I first came into the office to discover the alleged art on the walls consisted of photographs of musicians mounted on what appeared to be some sort of industrial metal grating. 
Obviously somebody had simply combed through the archive of photos from past Video Music Awards and just picked some celebrities willy-nilly. They seemed rather random: Sure, Mick Jagger obviously belongs there, and I can even understand why they might pick somebody like Gwen Stefani. But The Guy From Sugar Ray? Billy Idol? And that's not counting several people I couldn't even recognize. One of them was wearing a cowboy hat. 
So I figured if the bar was so low, I might just cut in on the action. I noticed a blank space in one of the peices and realized my destiny was to hang on MTV's walls. 
I found a photo of myself singing Karaoke (in a smoking jacket, no less), fiddled with the color balance a bit, and sprayglued the result onto a peice of matching black posterboard. Now the most difficult part: I had to get to work early to stick it on the wall. Was this really worth it? 
You tell me. It's been two weeks now, and nobody's noticed that Alanis Morisette, George Clinton, and Johnny Rotten have a new rock star buddy hanging out with them. Now, when do I get my MTV Music Award?
posted by Opus Photo Prank at
5:38 PM
I was driving along Santa Monica Blvd the other day. Stopped at a stoplight, I noticed a muscular white guy in a tank top holding up a sign that said "Support Arnold! Close Our Borders!"
He noticed me looking, and, I'm assuming because I was one of the few white guys around, made eye contact and started waving the sign even more fervently and making little "Honk-your-horn!" motions.
Now, I can't say I agree with his sign. Firstly, there's the inherant irony of both supporting a governor who is a foreigner and also closing the borders. Secondly, I think our economy would completely collapse without illegal labor. My main concern is making sure those people who work here illegally aren't treated unfairly.
But, since I couldn't say all this from inside of my car, I simply looked at the guy and gave him a big Thumbs-down.
Anger filled his eyes, he grabbed a bullhorn hanging around his neck and yelled "TRAITOR!" at me.
I was happy the light turned green and I drove awawy from the scary white guy.
--opus
posted by Border Dispute at
1:03 PM
My old boss Tom Green has started up a pretty cool website recently, where he's started his own channel of clips and video blogs and exclusive footage of him shaving his beard. The interesting thing is, he's given certain fans the right to post their own video clips.
This one fella's named is Zack Wolk, and he got it into his twisted little brain that he would be interesting to interview me. I used to write for Tom Green, he reasoned, and would like to more know about the process. I laughed merrily and shooed him away as if he were a gnat or fly.
Then he offered to buy me a beer. I immediately perked up. In between sips of a delicious dark german ale, he asked me questions and I talked. The results of my long ramblings can be found at Zack Wolk's Deputy Blog. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to hear me blabber for ten minutes, now is your chance.
--opus
posted by Tom Green Interveiw at
1:56 PM
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